Oh, HuffPo...

This is what it took to get the Iranian elections off their masthead.

At the risk of sounding like a complete jerkoff, I think they went with the heavier end of the scale (at least from a U.S. perspective). Plus, Arriana is going to have my babies, minus the part where she gets pregnant.

And to The King: you were a strange, strange human(?) who capitivated, baffled, and finally left us long before you exited this mortal coil. Meanwhile, your cultural impact always outpaced your eccentricities, no matter how (allegedly) screwed up your private pursuits were. On that, I can only say f*ck the Beatles, you were the one who was bigger than Jesus. Rest in peace.

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Special props go to CLC, whose sensitivity was enlightening today.